Minggu, Maret 21, 2010

Definisi Beberapa Istilah Marketing



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.


You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says, "He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."

That's Brand Recognition.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback!!!!

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Nikmati humor-humor segar karya saya maupun kiriman teman-teman saya dan yang didapat dari sumber-sumber lainnya. Semoga anda terhibur dan jangan lupa berikan juga komentar anda dengan mengklik kata "komentar" di bawah setiap posting humor, atau anda dapat juga memberi komentar dengan mengisi "Shout Box" di sebelah kanan bawah.

Juga terima kasih banyak kepada rekan-rekan yang telah memberikan "comment"-nya, salam kenal juga dan selamat menikmati bacaan segar di sini....

Regards,
Kusumawati



Perhatian! Dilarang keras meng-copy atau menyalin untuk keperluan apapun sebagian maupun seluruhnya dari tulisan karya asli Kusumawati tanpa seijin penulis!